Milo The Monster — My Reward Day At The Pet Store.
I was treated to new toys at the pet store for losing five pounds.
Hi everyone! It’s me, Milo!
Wow, what a day!
First, Mom took me in the car. That means a trip to the vet! I enjoy going to the vet. They’re always so nice. They smile and use silly voices to talk to me. My tail does a major wag when I’m there. There’s also the fish tank. I love jumping on that thing. I still need to figure out how to get those slimy suckers!
Every time I go there, I have to get on the scale right away. There are also treaties close by too. I did a sit, and Mom did a smile. The lady said I lost 5 pounds. I don’t know what that means, but I heard Mom say my two favorite words: pet store!
Woo hoo, I’m so heckin’ happy!
I started roo-ing, and Mom began to laugh. Mom’s laughing; gee, what a fluffing shock! Now she’s talking to the lady behind the counter. Oh my dog, this will take a while. Where are the fishes? Hmmm, how can I get those things? I need to do a strategy!
We’re leaving. Hallepupinlujah! See you later, fishies!
